![]() Where we would go (desert island, boat, gun store, Home Depot, army base), what we would bring (the arsenal), and how it would probably go down. No, the parang should be strapped, upside down, in the middle of one’s back, ready for that last stand when your back is against the wall and the gun is going click-click-click.Īs we drove to college campuses or rowing regattas, our last fall together, what did my son and I talk about? Zombie strategies of course. ![]() And then there is the dreaded splatter-in-your-mouth infection possibilities. Anything manual, like swinging a parang at a zombie’s neck at close quarters is far too risky, especially if the sprinting, angry variety of zombies are involved. Think catapults or trenches filled with diesel fuel. I believe an effective zombie solution has to be non-ballistic, delivered automatically, and depend on easily renewable supplies. Converging on gun stores will lead to competition with other would-be zombie hunters, bikers, homicidal maniacs, and other human detritus and would doubtlessly cause a shoot-out that would waste all the bullets in the store because of competition to loot all the bullets in the store. I maintain that firearms, while effective in delivering a long-to-medium range headshot (I am told the only viable way to terminate a zombie is with a couple slugs “in the hat” as my mafia friends would say), lead to inevitable ammunition shortages and the ensuing need to occupy a gun store or WalMart during times of cemetery uprisings. Then dear Uncle Fester weighed in with his suggestion for the correct firearm for zombie control. The pellet gun has led to many hours of window replacement and glazing by yours truly, and has done nothing to dissuade the local herd of squirrels from digging up and snacking on next spring’s tulip bulbs. The parang purchase was followed by a pellet gun and a request to be allowed to take the firearms safety course so he could apply for a gun license (that request has not proceeded). Any annoyance I may have had over this unauthorized purchase was diminished when the exact same parang appeared in the AMC series, The Walking Dead, a sighting that sent him over the top with smugness. Now that he has figured out my Amazon account password, he decided it would be prudent to immediately order a Gerber “Bear Grylls Edition” Parang - think high-tech machete best suited for decapitation. Since, like bacon, zombies are the au courant American meme, my son is fixated on theoretical survival strategies. This phobia even extended to certain levels of Halo where the Master Chief is called upon to kill an infectious horde of parasitic people snatchers called The Flood and was so bad in his case that he refused to play the Flood levels for several years. Having been scared shitless in his childhood by the brilliant “28 Days Later” - which introduced the concept of sprinting zombies after years of the George Romero classic shamblers - he has had serious issues with zombie terror. ***If your firearm or lower receiver is being shipped to CA, CO, CT, D.C., HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, VT, please contact us by phone or prior to making a purchase.A topic of significance for my nearly 18-year old son and me is the appropriate plan of action when dead people start shambling around biting people and turning them into more shambling dead people, aka zombies. Please make sure your name and GLFA order number are both included in the email. Please contact your FFL and have them email a copy of their signed license to as soon as you complete your purchase. If you purchase a firearm or lower receiver, we must receive a signed copy of an FFL before we can begin building your order. ![]() Muzzle Brake: Included - Designed to be 6 degrees forward, wrench tightened w/o Loctiteĭue to federal regulations, complete firearms and lower receivers can only be shipped to Federal Firearms License (FFL) holders. Handguard: 15.25" Aluminum 6061 – Full picatinny rail Gas System: 0.750 Gas Block (Black Oxide) and Carbine Gas Tube it's extremely accurate, affordable, and made in Michigan!įrom the mouths of customers: "This thing is a tack driver!"īarrel: 16 inch, 1:8 Twist, Heavy Barrel (HBAR) – Either 416R SS or 4150 CRMOV Nitride, 1/2 x 28 threadsĬaliber. This is not only GLFA's bestselling rifle, it's our bestselling product. ![]()
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